CrossFit SurfCity Afflicted with Rare Skin Disease

In what has been described as the "strangest of all phenomenons", all CrossFit SurfCity members who participated in yesterday's Fight Gone Bad have been infected with a rare and troubling condition. The symptoms include soreness in the traps, low back, legs and calves, as well as a red abrasion on the back of the neck. No treatment exists for this affliction. At last word, the SurfCity crew was said to be at home in their respective beds, sound asleep, sucking their thumbs. We can only hope the shock of tomorrow's WOD (9-13-06) won't aggravate the conditon. Yeah right. It's on.